The Future Has Been Cancelled

Due to fiscal constraints the future has been canceled

We understand many of you had plans, though

And we’re all for refunding our customers, ergo

You’ll receive in the mail compensation

Accurate of course to your personal station

You see due to a breach of our ethics clause

I can’t give you the details, of course--

We’ve wrapped up production on this round of humanity

It took some work and the project was long but we have some results, you see

That really do need

Some kind of reviewing

Chewing on what it all means to be human

So while we do appreciate your part in this journey

We’ve encountered some problems in the system that are concerning

It’s coming down to us to do some learning

And come back at it in a better way

Start this project over on Monday.

Thank you for your assistance in this experiment

The effort you put into this project was undoubtedly time well spent.